Happy Birthday to me (and to the Duchess of Cambridge, we're twins).
Let's have some cake!
It's rubbish having your birthday in the middle of Winter. I think the Queen has the right idea having a second one in the Summer. I think Kate ought to make that an option for us January babes when she comes to power (I'll allow December babes in on it too). It's especially rubbish this soon after Christmas when nobody really wants to do anything fun or extravagant because we've all eaten too much Christmas pudding. But I don't care. It's my birthday, and we're having cake and ice-cream!